What makes one sick makes another one better

Two days of pure non-stop partying while calling in sick did not result in me getting sick at all! I even called late last night to say, I'm not coming in, but in the morning, I couldn't even remember what I had said! I've been hitting the butter and Jager and wine while countering it with tons of green tea throughout the day and hits of ginsing just for the head rush effect. Meanwhile, I've been having the best days of my life creating memories that will last forever, losing track of stress and other bullshit.