Hip Hop Hippie

So I have this tough time calling in sick for work. I have a hard time lying. As a result I have 20+ sick days which will be of no value once I leave my job at the end of June. So last night I tried my best to get sick by drinking down a whole bottle of wine with my light weight wife. I proclaimed, "If I'm going to call in sick I'm trying to make it truthful!"
It didn't work, the wine and bonghits just made us crank up Rapper's Delight at 10 pm and dance crazy playing the song over and over until someone got hurt. It was a blast but this morning I fine totally fine, so I'm going to wake up my wife to call in sick for me!