Only Users Lose Drugs

Don't you hate it when you find that lost roach in your ashtray while you are driving your boss to get his car? Or discovering frozen ganja brownies behind the icetray in your freezer in front of children who demand at least a bite of your find? How about reaching into your spice cabinent to discover a jar full of shake while cooking with your neighbor?
I'll remember to put the ganja and bong in the garage because the lanlord is coming over, but there are no guarantees he won't find anything else,...like my son running around with the VAPIR sling pretending it's a scuba tank, sucking on the mouthpiece,...